Sunday, March 01, 2009

A Letter

Dear Sabres,

That was a lousy, pathetic excuse for a hockey game. I paid $70 to witness that shit in person and I hope you're properly ashamed that anyone would have wasted their money on watching that. I may have had fun tonight but it was no thanks to you. (Lalime, you're excused. You were fine and it's not your fault the team clearly loves playing like absolute trash in front of you.) 

I mean, the Islanders are the worst team in the league for a reason. And tonight? They played like the Islanders. And yet you were shut out. If I was that shitty at my job I wouldn't have a job. I'm just saying. 

All the best,


Pookie said...

You were at that game?! Oh noes! I am so sorry! The Sabres should be ashamed of themselves.

Meg said...

I was. I was there with a mix of Sabres and Islanders fans though, so at least there were people in our group that were happy about the game. :D